came for the Loki, stayed for the Maximoffs

  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

(Source: poyzn)

thewychmenarecoming:

The stuff what don’t get spoke.
I want to talk for a moment about today’s Hawkeye. I can barely describe how much it warms my heart to have a big time superhero with hearing disabilities.
Both I, and my little brother have worn hearing aids since we were toddlers. I have severe hearing loss in my right ear, my inner ear was faulty at birth, it is almost completely useless, at 90% deaf.  My little brother has hearing aids in both ears, as both his ears have progressive hearing loss. I don’t know his percentage. Hearing aids do help, but I would say that they are like a visually impaired person putting on foggy glasses
We are not 100% deaf. We do not use sign language, though I do often find that I read lips, as trying to pay attention with just my left ear gives me headaches.
Hawkeye is hearing impaired in his comic. This is just as important to me as seeing diverse, strong female characters, and characters of color.  This is so important. His hearing loss is not being treated as a joke, or something that he made Clint helpless.  Clint Barton is hearing impaired.  Hawkeye is hearing impaired.  A famous superhero is hearing impaired.
On behalf of myself, and my brother, and the entire deaf community, thank you Matt Fraction
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thewychmenarecoming:

The stuff what don’t get spoke.

I want to talk for a moment about today’s Hawkeye. I can barely describe how much it warms my heart to have a big time superhero with hearing disabilities.

Both I, and my little brother have worn hearing aids since we were toddlers. I have severe hearing loss in my right ear, my inner ear was faulty at birth, it is almost completely useless, at 90% deaf.
My little brother has hearing aids in both ears, as both his ears have progressive hearing loss. I don’t know his percentage. Hearing aids do help, but I would say that they are like a visually impaired person putting on foggy glasses

We are not 100% deaf. We do not use sign language, though I do often find that I read lips, as trying to pay attention with just my left ear gives me headaches.

Hawkeye is hearing impaired in his comic. This is just as important to me as seeing diverse, strong female characters, and characters of color.
This is so important. His hearing loss is not being treated as a joke, or something that he made Clint helpless.
Clint Barton is hearing impaired.
Hawkeye is hearing impaired.
A famous superhero is hearing impaired.

On behalf of myself, and my brother, and the entire deaf community, thank you Matt Fraction

mattfractionblog
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angryampersand:

there are literally so many badass things about this panel that if i tried to type them all out i’d probably hit the post character limit

angryampersand:

there are literally so many badass things about this panel that if i tried to type them all out i’d probably hit the post character limit

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neopollotan:

Whenever I get sad about my anatomy I look at Rob Liefeld’s art and that cheers me up.

image

amyofdoom:

preach it, Jan
(Avengers #221, 1963)

amyofdoom:

preach it, Jan

(Avengers #221, 1963)

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spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

(Source: ppedropascal)

janet-pym:

this is how I am feeling right now, not having janet van dyne in the MCU is a #janetvancrime

janet-pym:

this is how I am feeling right now, not having janet van dyne in the MCU is a #janetvancrime

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plebcomics:

basically every post ever made in movethefuckoverbros blog 

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